Today I had my first cavity filling ever. I asked for the happy gas, and that was a nice, new experience. Afterward I went to the library and checked out a bunch of books on homeschooling and parenting. Meanwhile, my poor baby was home bawling because I had forgotten to tell the babysitter where the milk was. Oh, the irony.
Then I spent all evening lying on the couch reading about how to socialize my children while my children had a play date with the neighbors. Abe slaved away all evening cleaning and tending children while I read up on how to parent. I’m starting to think irony inserted itself throughout the day.
Here is a picture of Abe parenting. I took it from the couch while reading books on how to parent.