{"id":13036,"date":"2017-08-20T20:00:56","date_gmt":"2017-08-20T20:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/abeandlily.com\/?p=13036"},"modified":"2017-08-24T20:43:43","modified_gmt":"2017-08-24T20:43:43","slug":"going-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/index.php\/2017\/08\/20\/going-home\/","title":{"rendered":"Going home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of my favorite things about the hospital is being basically naked for days on end. I hate the gowns and only wear them for visitors, and the nurses all claim to &#8220;have seen it all,&#8221; so I feel really comfortable wearing nothing but the diaper stuff they give you for post-birth recovery.<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, on Sunday morning one of the nurses took it upon herself to cover me with a gown while she was doing one of her checks, and I took that as a sign that maybe they had reached their limit with my foray into the realm of the unclothed. After that, the hospital ceased to be as fun. Plus, I had already ordered breakfast and didn&#8217;t have time to order another one before check out, so I called Abe and asked him to come get me.<\/p>\n<p>He and the girls showed up not much later and rescued Clarissa and recently-clothed-me from the first inklings of boredom we had experienced since arriving at the hospital. My mom watched Ammon at home through the whole thing and that made check out a lot easier.<\/p>\n<p>When I arrived home, the house was clean and Abe had surprises for Clarissa and me at every turn. He is so good at speaking my love language. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-12997\" src=\"http:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5210-e1503601707817-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5210-e1503601707817-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5210-e1503601707817-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5210-e1503601707817.jpg 1224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-13000\" src=\"http:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5219-e1503601753944-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5219-e1503601753944-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5219-e1503601753944-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5219-e1503601753944.jpg 1224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-12998\" src=\"http:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5212-e1503601721163-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5212-e1503601721163-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5212-e1503601721163-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5212-e1503601721163.jpg 1224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-12999\" src=\"http:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5215-e1503601741745-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5215-e1503601741745-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5215-e1503601741745-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5215-e1503601741745-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5215-e1503601741745.jpg 1632w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_13001\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13001\" style=\"width: 225px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-13001\" src=\"http:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5224-e1503601764449-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5224-e1503601764449-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5224-e1503601764449-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5224-e1503601764449.jpg 1224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-13001\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Clarissa&#8217;s bassinet. It&#8217;s mostly symbolic at this point because she does so much better co-sleeping. The girls both wrote her love notes.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_13003\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13003\" style=\"width: 225px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-13003\" src=\"http:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5238-e1503601863932-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5238-e1503601863932-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5238-e1503601863932-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5238-e1503601863932.jpg 1224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-13003\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">My mom held Clarissa.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-13004\" src=\"http:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5241-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5241-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5241-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5241-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5241.jpg 1632w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-13006\" src=\"http:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5252-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5252-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5252-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5252-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5252.jpg 1632w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-13007\" src=\"http:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5259-e1503601892926-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5259-e1503601892926-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5259-e1503601892926-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5259-e1503601892926.jpg 1224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-13012\" src=\"http:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5273-1-e1503602041502-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5273-1-e1503602041502-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5273-1-e1503602041502-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5273-1-e1503602041502.jpg 1224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-13008\" src=\"http:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5262-1-e1503601906176-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5262-1-e1503601906176-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5262-1-e1503601906176-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5262-1-e1503601906176.jpg 1224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-13011\" src=\"http:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5270-1-e1503601937442-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5270-1-e1503601937442-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5270-1-e1503601937442-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5270-1-e1503601937442.jpg 1224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-13013\" src=\"http:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5276-1-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5276-1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5276-1-768x576.jpg 768w, 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I hate the gowns and only wear them for visitors, and the nurses all claim to &#8220;have seen it all,&#8221; so I feel really comfortable wearing nothing but the diaper stuff they give you for post-birth recovery. 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