{"id":18320,"date":"2010-11-19T01:10:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-19T01:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/abeandlily.com\/index.php\/2010\/11\/19\/sweet-sweet-sugar\/"},"modified":"2020-02-01T03:40:39","modified_gmt":"2020-02-01T03:40:39","slug":"sweet-sweet-sugar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/index.php\/2010\/11\/19\/sweet-sweet-sugar\/","title":{"rendered":"sweet, sweet sugar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lately I&#8217;ve had a bad sweet tooth. As in, I wake up craving cookie dough for breakfast, and then by lunch I&#8217;m ready for a milkshake. And since dessert after dinner is non-negotiable, I&#8217;m pretty much perpetually tripped out on sugar. My poor baby. Lydia literally does somersaults after each round of sugar therapy, and I&#8217;m beginning to worry that she&#8217;ll emerge a sugar addict, like her mom. But I can&#8217;t stop!<\/p>\n<p>So I had this great idea. Find a recipe so sickeningly sweet that my body says, &#8220;That was soooo gross!! I give up!! No more, no more sugar, <i>please!<\/i> Just spinach and quinoa from here on out, and I&#8217;m good.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Brilliant, right? Enter dream bars. I found this gem of a recipe in <i>Joy of Cooking<\/i>&#8211;and it even beat out the Martha Stewart cookie section entitled, &#8220;For Hedonists.&#8221;<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_qSwnWQ6cqAc\/TOXLkjW4DEI\/AAAAAAAAAGQ\/am4RJ_EowT8\/s1600\/dream+bar.jpg\">\u00a0<\/a><\/div>\n<p>The heading for this treacly item from <i>Joy<\/i> boasts that many copies of its cookbook have been sold on the strength of this one recipe alone.\u00a0 It calls for toasted sweetened coconut, toasted nuts, lots of sugar, and a cloying lemon glaze.\u00a0 I improvised and added two cups of chocolate chips for good measure. The result? Sweeeeeeeeet. After merely sampling the glaze alone, I retired moaning to the couch while Lydia did a series of flips inside my belly. When the actual pan of bars came out of the oven, I dumped the entire bowl of glaze on and escaped to another room while the sugar set. Then, once everything was cool, I sampled a bar:<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-18471\" src=\"http:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/dream-bar-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"495\" srcset=\"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/dream-bar-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/dream-bar-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/dream-bar-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/dream-bar-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/dream-bar.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/div>\n<p>It is now 20 minutes later, and Lydia is still kicking vigorously. She is only this active when I&#8217;ve OD&#8217;d on sugar. I&#8217;m still trying to figure out what that means&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Also, since we&#8217;re on the subject, Merry Christmas!! We celebrated Thanksgiving a week early, so I&#8217;ve started listening to Christmas music and putting up decorations. Mrs. Claus is happily camped out on my couch:<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_qSwnWQ6cqAc\/TOXLMGZMuuI\/AAAAAAAAAGI\/KxMnMcuHGoM\/s1600\/christmas+decorating+002.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-18470\" src=\"http:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/christmas-decorating-002-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"495\" srcset=\"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/christmas-decorating-002-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/christmas-decorating-002-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/christmas-decorating-002-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/christmas-decorating-002-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/christmas-decorating-002.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/>\u00a0<\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">And when you enter our home, two very happy snowmen look quite pleased to greet you!<\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-18469\" src=\"http:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/christmas-decorating-003-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"495\" srcset=\"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/christmas-decorating-003-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/christmas-decorating-003-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/christmas-decorating-003-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/christmas-decorating-003-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/christmas-decorating-003.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">And the most important part, of course:<\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_qSwnWQ6cqAc\/TOXK-UAH4NI\/AAAAAAAAAGE\/clp79cZsFAM\/s1600\/christmas+decorating+001.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-18468\" src=\"http:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/christmas-decorating-001-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"495\" srcset=\"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/christmas-decorating-001-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/christmas-decorating-001-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/christmas-decorating-001-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/christmas-decorating-001-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/christmas-decorating-001.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/>\u00a0<\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">More soon. I can&#8217;t wait to get some poinsettias and a tree! (And of course, all of those Christmas cookies are just dying to be baked&#8230;I guess my strategy could use some tweaking.)<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lately I&#8217;ve had a bad sweet tooth. As in, I wake up craving cookie dough for breakfast, and then by lunch I&#8217;m ready for a milkshake. And since dessert after dinner is non-negotiable, I&#8217;m pretty much perpetually tripped out on sugar. My poor baby. 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