{"id":18332,"date":"2010-09-29T17:06:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-29T17:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/abeandlily.com\/index.php\/2010\/09\/29\/stomachache\/"},"modified":"2020-02-01T03:20:19","modified_gmt":"2020-02-01T03:20:19","slug":"stomachache","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/index.php\/2010\/09\/29\/stomachache\/","title":{"rendered":"stomachache"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-18428\" src=\"http:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/301082-Pumpkin-Pie.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"304\" height=\"304\" srcset=\"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/301082-Pumpkin-Pie.jpg 304w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/301082-Pumpkin-Pie-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/301082-Pumpkin-Pie-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 304px) 100vw, 304px\" \/><br \/>\nNot too much to write about today, except for the fact that I love Fall. Last night I dreamed I was in a pumpkin patch picking pie pumpkins. I woke up craving pumpkin pie, but instead I opened the fridge and proceeded to consume way too much leftover pear-apple crisp. I am now in bed with a stomachache. It really hurts, especially when all I really wanted in the first place was a piece of gastrointestinally-friendly pumpkin pie.<\/p>\n<p>But my love for Fall remains intact. So far this season that love has manifested itself primarily in my stomach. For example, I have eaten over 40 apples since the weather changed. I have baked one pie and one crisp, and every Saturday at the Farmer&#8217;s Market I eye the Concord Grapes and contemplate making a grape pie.<\/p>\n<p>Have you ever made a grape pie? During another employment-free period of my life, I found myself filling an entire week with grape pies. The thing about a grape pie is you have to peel and seed every single grape that goes into the pie. Let me repeat: you <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">peel and seed<\/span> <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">EVERY<\/span> grape that goes into the pie. It is a project reserved almost exclusively for the unemployed. But the end result is so yummy. In my recipe book, <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">The Pie and Pastry Bible,<\/span> the author writes that she knew one of her ex-husband&#8217;s students had a crush on him when the student baked him a grape pie.<\/p>\n<p>My days to bake a grape pie might be limited, though, since I am now more earnestly looking for a job. (And by earnestly, I mean I applied to a grand total of TWO jobs this morning.) I had the chance to do a little nannying for a great family earlier this week, and the experience reminded me how good it feels to work doing something you feel good at.<\/p>\n<p>I never felt good at being a teacher, although with more experience perhaps I might eventually feel like I could reach the point of competence. But since that point would take several years and I only have a couple months to work with, I figure might as well get better at something more realistic. Here&#8217;s hoping someone in Hyde Park wants a pregnant, part-time nanny to come over and bake their kids some pie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not too much to write about today, except for the fact that I love Fall. Last night I dreamed I was in a pumpkin patch picking pie pumpkins. I woke up craving pumpkin pie, but instead I opened the fridge and proceeded to consume way too much leftover pear-apple crisp. I am now in bed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/index.php\/2010\/09\/29\/stomachache\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">stomachache<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18332"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18332\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18431,"href":"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18332\/revisions\/18431"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}