{"id":9521,"date":"2016-04-07T03:44:26","date_gmt":"2016-04-07T03:44:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/abeandlily.darais.com\/?p=9521"},"modified":"2016-04-07T03:44:26","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T03:44:26","slug":"irony-and-cavity-fillings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/index.php\/2016\/04\/07\/irony-and-cavity-fillings\/","title":{"rendered":"Irony and cavity fillings."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I had my first cavity filling ever. I asked for the happy gas, and that was a nice, new experience. Afterward I went to the library and checked out a bunch of books on homeschooling and parenting. Meanwhile, my poor baby was home bawling because I had forgotten to tell the babysitter where the milk was. Oh, the irony.<\/p>\n<p>Then I spent all evening lying on the couch reading about how to socialize my children while my children had a play date with the neighbors. Abe slaved away all evening cleaning and tending children while I read up on how to parent. I&#8217;m starting to think irony inserted itself throughout the day.<\/p>\n<p>Here is a picture of Abe parenting. I took it from the couch while reading books on how to parent.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/IMG_2740.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-9522\" alt=\"IMG_2740\" src=\"http:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/IMG_2740-e1460000630999-768x1024.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"853\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/IMG_2741.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-9523\" alt=\"IMG_2741\" src=\"http:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/IMG_2741-e1460000638388-768x1024.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"853\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/IMG_2747.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-9524\" alt=\"IMG_2747\" src=\"http:\/\/abeandlily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/IMG_2747-e1460000646972-768x1024.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"853\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I had my first cavity filling ever. I asked for the happy gas, and that was a nice, new experience. Afterward I went to the library and checked out a bunch of books on homeschooling and parenting. Meanwhile, my poor baby was home bawling because I had forgotten to tell the babysitter where the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/index.php\/2016\/04\/07\/irony-and-cavity-fillings\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Irony and cavity fillings.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9521"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9521\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abeandlily.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}