MARTHA: A DREAM SURPASSED

Except for Jesus, there is no one in the history of the world that I would rather meet than Martha Stewart. That is not an exaggeration. It is a dry fact. Today, I got to do what very few people on the earth have ever done; I lived out my wildest, most fantastic dream. I met Martha Stewart.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Not only that, but I spent the day with her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was.

I ran out of words. How can I convey the bliss? I think I just might name my next daughter Candace, after my friend Candace, who toted me along on this amazing adventure. Candace Martha Darais. What do you think?

We baked biscuits with Martha. We ate the most delicious meal I have ever had (that Martha cooked herself) with Martha. We got our make-up done by Martha’s make-up artist. We toured Martha’s farm several times, once with Martha. We helped set up for Martha’s party. We attended Martha’s (Audubon) party. We picked apples from Martha’s espaliered apple trees. We met and pet Martha’s dogs. And horses. We saw Martha’s grandchildren, Kevin Sharkey, and Ryan (her head gardner). We walked around Martha’s house and poked around her basement. We ate ourselves sick at the party.

In short, the day was unbelievable. And Martha in person? Is even better than on T.V.. So natural, gracious, straight-forward, hospitable, interesting, funny, beautiful…Let’s just say, I left more convinced than ever that Martha is a demi-God. And she even made jokes at the party about her imprisonment. What a woman.

She also almost lost her temper when she found out our trip was short and no one arranged for us to tour her New York offices. She told us we are welcome the next time we are in New York to see her offices, and her assistants pulled us aside afterward and renewed the invitation. We are stoked.

Also, this is a link to the blog of my friend, Candace. She is going to post her much more detailed account of what took place (along with her pictures) once she gets home.

stuffed peppers
stuffed peppers
Martha's stable carraiges
Martha’s carriages
shallot and garlic in Martha's barn
shallot and garlic in Martha’s barn
Ramon, one of Martha's horses. She has many horses, and they are all look alike.
Ramon, one of Martha’s horses. She has many horses, and they are all look alike.
Preparation for the Audubon party
Preparation for the Audubon party
More party prep
More party prep
Martha's eggs and produce in her kitchen
Martha’s eggs and produce in her kitchen
Martha's chickens
Martha’s chickens
Martha's bees. They aren't producing honey, though. I almost brought Martha some honey from Salt Lake, and when I found out her bees did not produce this year, I kicked myself.
Martha’s bees. They aren’t producing honey, though. I almost brought Martha some honey from Salt Lake, and when I found out her bees did not produce this year, I kicked myself.
Martha's basement. Off to the side she has another huge room full of super-organized storage.
Martha’s basement. Off to the side she has another huge room full of super-organized storage.
Martha uses Softsoap! It was at every sink I saw.
Martha uses Softsoap! It was at every sink I saw.
Martha leading a garden tour.
Martha leading a garden tour.
Lunch with Martha. She was in her work-out clothes and did not have make-up, so she could not be photographed until the party.
Lunch with Martha. She was in her work-out clothes and did not have make-up, so she could not be photographed until the party.
Linden Allee
Linden Allee
Lamb shank (recipe from her Cooking School cook book) and stuffed peppers.
Lamb shank (recipe from her Cooking School cook book) and stuffed peppers.
In front of the stable
In front of the stable
Martha's horse
Martha’s horse
Daisy, Martha's make-up artist.
Daisy, Martha’s make-up artist. She did our make-up!
Clouds at the party
Clouds at the party
Martha at the party
Martha at the party
Espaliered apple trees. We picked some.
Espaliered apple trees. We picked some.
Tomatoes in the catering kitchen
Tomatoes in the catering kitchen
View from Martha's porch
View from Martha’s porch
Pumpkins
Pumpkins
With Francesca, one of Martha's darling dogs.
With Francesca, one of Martha’s darling dogs.